im really into romantic friendships, but specifically ones where the lines are already so blurred & yet the concept of romance hangs like a guillotine over both heads
ppl tagging this with ‘no this sucks its toxic as hell’ well yeah duh we’re not on the well-adjusted healthy relationship website. grow up
So Skulduggery always holds the door open for Val, right? Because he’s a gentleman. Imagine one time he holds the door open for her and says “ladies first” and she just smirks as she passes and says “chivalry really is dead.”
tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.
Part memoir, part inspiration for aspiring writers, And Then? And Then? What Else? traces Daniel Handler’s sometimes challenging and often amusing path toward one of the most spectacularly successful writing careers of the twenty-first century. Declaring his love of strange literature, Baudelaire’s The Flowers of Evil in particular, Handler reflects on the life experiences–some of them deeply personal and revealed for the first time–and the cultural influences that shaped his writing, both under his own name and as Lemony Snicket, the lonely, beleaguered, somehow both cynical and romantic narrator of the beloved thirteen-volume saga of three unlucky orphans that became one of the best-selling series of all time. Inspiring, revelatory, and entertaining, And Then? And Then? What Else? is destined to become a classic of its genre, every bit as influential as Eudora Welty’s One Writer’s Beginnings or Stephen King’s On Writing have been on previous generations.
Out May 21, 2023. Pre-order it here.
I think everyone forgot bad Magic came out today, but I didn’t!
it’s bad.
like I would rather read hell breaks lose any day, it was that bad. it’s about hate crimes, for…. Some reason…………… and is also just unspeakably boring. it’s hard to tell who’s talking bc it feels like Derek is parodying his own style of dialogue by making it even more “punchy” and “witty” than usual
the art is also like worse than I expected. for a dollar draw a woman????? like huh (also shout out to graves who noticed this is a very pathetic killing joke homage)
If you want a better look at each image without the layout (that I spent like two hours on but I understand bc I like being able to zoom in to QUALITY tumblr wtf) Here you go :]
Harrow’s necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it’s necessary.
Bonus:
Omfgggg